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THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. WILL BE BACK SOON...

Tak Larat....

Ini adalah yang pertama...dan terakhir bagi ku...
aku dah tak larat.... aku tak larat dengan segalanya.
aku lari ke sini berbekalkan secebis harapan...
dari sebuah pengakhiran ke suatu permulaan..
tapi mula aku sedar...ini bukan permulaan yang aku cari2..
aku berjaya lari... tapi bukan ke sini...
ku merenung kembali bekalan ku...
secebis harapan terpaku pada hati yang merah..
dengan darah hatiku aku memeta semula tujuan ku...
kerana aku dah tak larat... aku dah tak larat untuk peduli...
hidupku sudah dipeta...kini ku berlari lagi...
bukan lagi berpimpinan...tapi bersendirian..
kerna ku dah tak peduli...dah tak larat
Biarpun pedih kali ni ku berlari...
biarlah ke permulaan yang sejati...ke arah destinasi yang abadi..
maafkan aku...aku dah tak larat....

Tak Keruan...

Edisi kali ni hanyalah untuk melepaskan stress...

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Vichyssoise Of Verbiage

Who.. is but the form following the function of what... and what i am is still what i am.
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet to suggest the character of this dramatis persona....

Voila!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi... now vacant, vanished.
However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!
The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose....
So let me simply add that it's my very good honor to present to you my newly entitled blog and welcome to my humble abode.


P/s: Simply to say... I've changed my blog title. huhu...i think its kinda cool... wat do u think??

Something's wrong....

I'm sick...i think so. Literally...
For the last couple of weeks i felt so weak...
I've lost appetite, there's no hunger or craving of foods like i usually do..
Lost so much weight....which is so not right..
Sleep more..less eat...
I felt rotten, disorganized, disoriented....
There's only one indicator showing i'm normal, feeling great n happy..... I eat a lot.
When i eat less...even lesser than less.....surely something's wrong.

Arrgh..stress!!

Tagged by Nadia - True, Untrue or Wish...

Nadia tagged me... sob sob~~. Nway, since i dun hv idea for next entry... i guess there's no harm doing it. hehe... hmm, camne nak main ni ekceli ek?? let see....

Bold the statements that ARE true to you. Italicize the statements that you WISH were true. Leave the fibs alone. Then, tag 5 people to do the same test.

I’m 170cm tall.
I don’t know what I want at the moment.
I’m not happy.
I hate my friends.
I hate my life.
I hate my grades. (sape suruh cuti b4 exam!!)
I can drive.
I’m bored of driving.
I have a white handbag.
I love dancing. (aku sungguh kayu bab2 ni)
I go clubbing every week. (hehehe..)
Shopping is bullshit.
I have a tattoo of a star.
I got my navel pierced.
I have friends that take drugs. (kawan je...tak follow kay)
90% of my friends smoke.
I still hang out with my ex, even though our break up was rather nasty.
I’m studying Fashion.
I have a business running. (nak jual monyet..bleh tak?)
I hate cartoons
I hate someone. (tough dillema...maybe its the other way around)
I have 10 Lollipops handbags.
I buy CLEO every month.
My parents don’t know about my blog.
I have an iPod. (kompol duit dulu..hehe)
I don’t have faith in the current “one”.
My school mates know about my blog.
I wanted to be a fashion designer.
I love rock emo bands.
I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.
I’m a rebel. (a vigilante is the correct word)
I don’t believe in love.
High school's filled with drama. (best part of my life..)
My parents have faith in me. (Love them..)
I’ve bought shoes this month. (kasut bola...huhu)
A blogger bitched about me before.
I hate sports.
I heart Italian food.
I hate meeting new people.
I hate nail polish.
The mother bear gives me hugs.
People should start appreciating me.
High school was the worst time of my life.
I have red hair.
One Utama is my second home. (pokai la nanti)
I’m a guy. (gentleman should i say..kuikui)
I’m scared of my Biology exam which I’m going to face tomorrow.
I hate vacations.
We’ll last. (who's we??)
I believe in long distance relationships.
I’m going to get high and smoke weed one day soon. (huhu)
I’ve robbed an old lady.
I’m starting to like applying make-up.
I was a tomboy.
At times I think I still am a tomboy.
I love bitching about people behind their backs.
I still have a best friend. (never had one tho..)
I have a cat. (here's my best fren..)
I hate surprise parties.
I hate planning parties.
I’m hot.. (Berangan sket2 takleh ker..)
I’m a sinner.
I’ve got a DS light.
I have a Wii.
I can live without music.
Video games are a waste of time.
I miss the father bear.
I love being in love.
I know how to cook.
I have 100% freedom.
Boys are assholes.
I hate Math.
I’m happy with what I have
I love horror films.
I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid.
My old friends keep in touch with me.
I don’t read newspapers.
The news is such a waste of time.
Blogging is a waste of time.
I hate animals.
I can’t live without make-up.
I curse like a pirate. (it's all so piratey...)
I’m happy with my 11 year old car.
I hate people that are smart.
I love Orange juice.
I can’t drink for nuts.
I believe that everyone in their teens have lost their virginity. (takleh caye org zmn skang)
I’ve got a new phone. (Iphone on da way..huhu)
I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month
I haven’t worked out since March.
I think I’m fat. (i wish to put somemore weight..hee)
I love my friends and family

I'm tagging :
Effy
Bobo
Ikiey
Shirley
Aina

Lessons From the Past....Story of my life.

Here's a start after a long break from blog writting... only this time its gonna be a bit different.. a bit personal...

Sometimes i wonder how many people really know me? I would bet with my newly-washed-underwear that not many people do.... =p

I've been breathing air for 2-n-ahalf decades now....but the last a-decade was the most life changing so far...and it still ongoing which makes future more fun to live for. I did alot, experienced alot...felt alot. I had all the experienced a boy could ever wish for.... it was WILD i can assure you. What was done can neither be undone nor can it be repeated. So, i take one experience at a time as a lesson for the next...
however, unlike most typical-happy-ending-hollywood-movies...mine was upside down. i had all the best, fun, great experiences 1st before hell came down REPEATEDLY knocking at my door....until then, i finally learned n understand the true meaning of life.

So, when i looked back at the past, the history of my life...i was better now than i was then. So i realized what i do about history matters.
The often repeated saying that those who forget the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them has a lot of truth in it. But what are 'the lessons of history'? The very attempt at definition furnishes ground for new conflicts. History is not a recipe book; past events are never replicated in the present in quite the same way. Historical events are infinitely variable and their interpretations are a constantly shifting process. There are no certainties to be found in the past, at least for now. History has become fractions of memories that lies deep within me..occasionally haunting sporadically tormenting this very poor soul.

So, How am i to live a moral and compassionate existence when i am fully aware of the blood, the horror inherent in life, when i find darkness not only in my culture but within myself? If there is a stage at which an individual life becomes truly adult, it must be when i grasp the irony in its unfolding and accepts responsibility for a life lived in the midst of such paradox. I must live in the middle of contradiction, because if all contradiction were eliminated at once, life would collapse. There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. I continue to live them out, making my life a worthy expression of leaning into the light.

Summary: Reality of life is cruel, feel its cruelty and until then u can win the best out of ur life... even better, win the best out of a person u can be.

FOBIA !!

Fobia atau phobia dalam bahasa Inggerisnya berasal daripada perkataan bahasa Greek yang bermaksud takut. Fobia merujuk kepada ketakutan yang amat sangat terhadap sesuatu benda ataupun keadaan walaupun mengetahui ianya tidak mendatangkan bahaya. Walaupun kita dah belajar beberapa jenis fobia dalam kelas forensik, Kat sini disenaraikan beberapa contoh lain fobia dan definisinya.

1) Ablutophobia = Fobia kepada mandi
Keadaan yang sering dilihat pada kanak2 dikampung.
SENAH: Aciikk!! jangan main pasir tu kotor~~!!.. Balik mandi!!
ACIK: Taknak la mak!!...Acik ablutophobia la mak...
SENAH: Ooohh~~dah pandai mencarut ko ye!! nanti ko!! mane rotan?!!


2) Bibliophobia = Fobia kepada buku
Sejak zaman IT dan teknologi ni...semakin ramai yang menghidap simptom ni. Kadang2.. yang tak sakit pon selalu je pura-pura mengaku ngidap simptom ni...student kebanyakannye. Korang la tu...dasar pemalas!!. huhu...aku jua.


3) Caligynephobia = Fobia kepada wanita cantik
Bagi lelaki yang ngidap penyakit ni...mmg tak boleh tengok pompuan cantik. Terpandang pompuan cantik je... terus lemah lutut menggigil-gigil satu badan. Bagi pompuan yang rase dirinye huduh ataupun 'kureng' cantik sikit... anda bolehla mencuba nasib dengan lelaki caligynephobia ni. Mane tau... cube je la kan... tapi jgn mengharap plak.


4) Chrometophobia = Fobia kepada duit
Ni antara fobia yang paling ganjil pernah wujud di alam fana ini sehinggakan WHO senaraikan sebagai antara penyakit hampir pupus dimuka bumi. Pernah dikatakan fobia ni sangat meluaskan sewaktu Parameswara cuba menukar daripada Sistem Barter kepada Sistem Wang.
Mane taknye..dah selalu tukar kucing dengan kambing, siput babi dengan ayam, selipar dengan lembu...tiba-tiba pakai kertas!! Mane tak panas rakyat jelata...


5) Dipsophobia = Fobia minum
Sejak dahulu saintis masih mengkaji bagaimana orang dipsophobia ni boleh hidup tanpa minum. Terdapat teori menyatakan orang-orang ini mengambil air dengan menyedut melalui hidung kerana itu jelah satu2nya cara utk masukkan air tanpa minum. Namun, teori ini telah disangkal oleh sekumpulan monyet2 hutan apabila saintis mendapati monyet2 ini terjun menyelam dlm sungai selepas mereka makan. Para saintis menganggap ia satu perbuatan monyet2 menghilangkan dahaga lantas terhasillah ungkapan "Sambil menyelam..sambil minum air".


6) Ergophobia = Fobia kepada kerja
Fobia ni masih meluas dikalangan manusia. Bagi seseorang, ia kadang2 muncul kadang2 hilang...tandanya malas pegi kerja.
BOS: Ok Mat..awak diterima bekerja, esok awak boleh start ye..
MAT: Time kasih tuan...err, tuan... boleh tak tuan bagi kerja yang saya tak payah buat kerja?? Saya sebenarnya ergophobia tuan....
BOS: Laa....nape tak cakap siang2~?? Err...awak boleh menuliskan? Ok skarang tulis bulat2 ape yang saya cakap ni ye.
MAT: Baik tuan...takat menulis je saya memang terer tuan...
BOS: Bagus~~. Ok. tulis eh.. Kehadapan Tuan Direktor... You Are Fired!! ~~dapat??
MAT: Larr..knape tuan pecat diri sendiri??
BOS: Untuk kau lah BODOH!!!


7) Euphobia = Fobia kepada berita baik
Satu lagi contoh fobia yang tak pernah dibuat orang....
WAHAB: Din... aku ada satu berita baik dan satu berita buruk...mane satu ko nak dengar dulu?
DIN: Hm.. berita buruk lah.
WAHAB: Em~~ Cikgu sekolah tepon tadi bagitau anak ko masuk hospital kene langgar keter...baru je.
DIN: Yeke!! Yaahoooo!! Yabedabeduuuu!! Seronoknyaa akuuu~~!!!!
WAHAB: Huh??!!.. ko seronok apenye berita buruk?? Jap...berita baiknye ko tak dengar lagi...
DIN: Cukup2...berita tadi dah cukup menggembirakan aku... aku tanak dengar berita baik nanti spoil mood aku.
WAHAB: Bongok!


8) Genophobia = Fobia melakukan sex
Dalam banyak2 fobia...fobia nilah yang paling jahat sekali. Berikut adalah dialog temubual seorang genophobia yang berjaya direkod.
DOKTOR: Boleh ceritakan ape perasaan anda bila melihat orang melakukan sex?
PESAKIT: Eeii...gelilah doktor!! Doktor tak geli ke??.. Masukkan 'benda' tu ke dalam 'benda' tu...
dahla kencing pon ikut situ.. ade yang masukkan 'benda' tu dalam mulut lah...eei!! geli geli!!
DOKTOR: Kebiasaannya kita tak pandang perbuatan tu sebagai menggelikan kerana nafsu keghairahan, kesedapan dan kenikmatan yang kuat mendorong kepada perbuatan2 tadi.
PESAKIT: Alaa...saya layan nafsu sorang2 boleh je.. tak payah masuk-masukkan benda tu kat org lain punye. Dahla berlendir...buruk..... ade sesetengah tu ada hutan mcm hutan belantara lagi..
DOKTOR: Tapi kalo tak masukkan tak boleh jgak...sebab tu satu-satunya cara manusia membiak dengan natural. Kalo tak buat sex...kamu rasa mcm mana manusia nak membiak??
PESAKIT: Alaa..suruhla saintis cari... Bakteria kan boleh buat 'Belahan Dedua' tuu...takkan manusia takleh kot...
DOKTOR: Aduuuhh..~~


9) Ouranophobia = Fobia kepada syurga
Masih menjadi misteri bagaimana fobia ini wujud dikalangan manusia. Dikatakan fobia ini banyak terdapat pada golongan yang mempercayai konsep jelmaan semula lepas mati... punyela tanak masuk syurga...sanggup jelma semula jadi lipas. Neraka jahanam la kamu....
SALLY: Father, saya Ouranophobia la.... boleh tak tolong mintakkan kat tuhan buatkan satu tempat untuk saya yang lagi elok dari neraka...tapi bukan dalam syurga la.. kat luar.. boleh tak?
FATHER: ??!!...Errr...nanti saya tanya dulu eh.....Hah!! ada satu tempat....baik punya!
SALLY: Yeke Father??...kat mane tu?
FATHER: Lobang jamban!!
SALLY: ala Father ni...tak baik taw! Main-main pulak!!..Benci taw!!


10) Phobophobia = Fobia kepada ketakutan
Fobia ni banyak dilihat pada orang yang keliru dalam kehidupannya. Kompius je...asyik2 kompius. Kompius aku!!
MAT: Din, aku tensen laa...aku phobophobia ni. aku tak tau nak buat camne dah....
DIN: Jap...bukan fobia tu pon takut gak ke?? ko takut pada takut?? ape ko ni?!! Ironi sungguh!!
MAT: A ah laa... kompius aku (?? garu garu..)
DIN: ?? (garu garu...)

*Courtesy of www.phobialist.com

When 'Coke' becomes sumthing else!!

Since dah lame tak tulis ape2... I wanna share a story with u guys. This happened like a month ago...since b4 i started this blog.
Orait.. On one fine evening i went to Kubera Palace with Effy n Nicky for dinner.
This is wat i ordered:-

Chicken Fried Rice
Chicken with mushroom
Coke

It was a fine meal until i get the bill...guess wat was written on it??

Cock!!... wat happen to the coke?!! LOL...

I can't ever imagine if i really ordered a cock...Bhuwekk!!!
WARNING guys!!.. a lot of GAY people at Kubera...

MALAYSIA HARAMKAN TUDUNG!!

BERITA GEMPAR,

Baca sampai habis, sedih rasanya. Apa nak jadikkkk dengan Malaysia hari ini…

Monday, March 9, 2009 10:31:38 AM
Subject: Haramkan Pemakaian Tudung

Haramkan tudung?? Baca sampai habis, pastu komen isu pengharaman pemakaian tudung di IPTA dan IPTS di malaysia. Ahli-ahli parlimen negara sudah mendapat kata sepakat bagi mengharamkan pemakaian tudung bagi pelajar wanita di IPTA dan IPTS di malaysia ini berikutan dengan faktor-faktor kesihatan.

Ini kerana pelajar pelajar wanita yang memakai tudung ini didapati kurang mendapat prestasi yang agak cemerlang. Kenyataan ini juga disahkan oleh pakar-pakar di Hospital Selayang yang membuat kajian terperinci pemakaian tudung ini.

Mereka berkata tudung ini akan menyebabkan pengedaran udara yg kurang dan menyebabkan kepala yg melindungi otak akan menjadi kurang segar dan akan menjadikan otak mereka tidak aktif seperti pelajar-pelajar yg tidak memakai tudung.

Jadi bagaimana isu ini boleh berlaku? Topik ni sengaja ditulis dan hanya disiarkan kecil sahaja di bahagian muka surat yg sekiranya tidak diteliti tidak akan nampak. Adakah kerajaan Malaysia takut akan hal ini? yang dulu begitu marah terhadap Singapura yang memberhentikan 2 org murid perempuan kerana memakai tudung ke sekolah.

Ape sudah jadi dengan isu ini? Diam begitu sahaja kah?. Sekarang ape sudah jadi? paku dulang paku serpih mengata orang dia yang lebih.

Sekarang Malaysia sanggup MENGHARAMKAN pemakaian tudung dan pihak JAKIM juga tidak dapat berbuat apa apa dengan isu ini.

Ini kerana semuanya terletak di tangan menteri-menteri di Malaysia. Bagaimana pula dengan Pak Lah yg selalu menjadi imam di masjid-masjid, adakah dia juga bersetuju dengan isu pengharaman pemakaian tudung ini?

Bagi pihak Universiti Islam Antarabangsa Malaysia (UIAM) juga hanya menunggu dan lihat sahaja apa yang akan terjadi. Universiti ini dahulu yg mewajibkan setiap pelajar wanitanya memakai tudung apabila memasuki kawasan universiti kini hanya mengambil endah tak endah sahaja. Mengapa MALAYSIA sekarang ini?!

MALAYSIA yang dulunya dikenali kerana agama rasminya adalah agama islam, kini boleh mengharamkan pemakaian tudung di Malaysia yang kita semua sudah maklum sebagai seorang wanita islam wajib memakai tudung. Isu ini sengaja tidak digembar-gemburkan agar tidak mahu berlaku kekecohan ataupun berlakunya reformasi. Pihak media massa seperti TV juga tidak mahu mengambil inisiatif bagi membetulkan semua ini. Adakah Malaysia sudah lemah..?

Pihak menteri juga sudah mengeluarkan notis bagi pengharaman pemakaian tudung ini di semua IPTA dan IPTS dan juga akan
menghantar notis ini ke sekolah-sekolah.

Pihak menteri juga telah menyenaraikan beberapa jenis tudung yang haram dipakai sewaktu berada di dalam sekolah ataupun kawasan kampus antara jenis tudung yang tidak boleh dipakai ialah:-

1. TUDUNG SAJI
2. TUDUNG CAT
3. TUDUNG PERIUK
4. TUDUNG TERMOS
5. TUDUNG TUPPERWARE
6. TUDUNG GAM
   

dan bagi jenis TUDUNG BOTOL yang selalu menjadi permainan murid sekolah masih di dalam pemerhatian.

KUI KUI!! KENA KENA!!

My dream machine...

Arghh... i miss my desktop comp at home...
sob sob... nak main game (dasar pemalas!!)..huhu..
tapi desktop kat rumah dah sedekah to my brother..
meaning....i have to buy a new one. huhu....
i wasted the whole day surveying new computers specs n hardware...
finally...found my dream specifications...
dun care..i'm gonna spend big for this baby...gagaga!

Behold!! my dream machine....!

Specs:-

Intel Core i7 920 2.66Ghz
Rampage II extreme/intel X58/Triple DDR3/Sata II/GbE
Kingston HyperX Triple Kit 3GB DDR3 RAM
WD Veloci Raptor 10000RPM 150GB SATA (Primary)
Seagate 7200RPM 320GB SATA2 (Secondary)
ATI Radeon HD 4870 1GB DDR5
Samsung 23" Wide 2333SW Full HD 1080
Cooler Master Real Power Pro 750W (SLI Ready)
Lite-On 20X DVDRW (SATA)
ATX Casing MidTower


Huhu... above are the specs/hardwares inside my dream desktop comp (for those who had no idea wat they are).. For comp geeks like me...u guys shud know those are quite powerful stuffs...
hmm, planning to get it by Oct 2009 (kompol duit la dulu..pokai habis ni)...by that time it shud cost me around RM6000. GULP!!... gagagaaa...i dun care!

Aaaa..Faiz tag aku..aaaa~~

Name Initial Matters!

Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag some people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real . . . nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: Shahril
2. A four Letter Word: SHIT
3. A boy's Name: Sudin
4. A girl's Name: Senah
5. An occupation: Singer
6. A color: Silver
7. Something you wear: Shoes
8. A food: Satay Kajang
9. Something found in the bathroom: Soap
10. A place: San Francisco
11. A reason for being late: Stuck in traffic jam
12. Something you shout: SHUT UP!!!
13. A movie title: Slumdog Millionaire
14. Something you drink: Sirap Bandung
15. A musical group: Shiela On 7
16. An animal: Sotong
17. A street name: Smart Tunnel KL (kire street la jgak)
18. A type of car: SUV
19. The title of a song: Sexy Love - NeYo


Button.

Don't get your heads up high. Hahaha. Cheers~
Let the tag cycle BEGINS!

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. ON SHUFFLE.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag ur friends AS MANY AS YOU WANT. :P
5. Everyone tagged as to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Sexy Love - NeYo

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Legenda - Shiela Majid

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Unbreak My Heart - IL Divo

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Bagaikan Sakti - M.Nasir & Siti Nurhaliza

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Somebody Told Me - The Killers

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Ooh La La!! - KRU

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Slumber - OAG

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Bukan Diriku - Samsons

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Biarlah - Nidji

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Tumhi Dekho Naa - Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Where Is The Love - Black Eyed Peas

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
To Love You More - Celine Dion

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
1973 - James Blunt

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
I Drive Myself Crazy - N'Sync

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
How Deep Is Your Love - Take That

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Pencinta Wanita - Irwansyah

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
More Than That - Backstreet Boys

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Bunyi Gitar - P.Ramlee

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Points Of Authority - Linkin Park

THE END. :D


25 Stoofs.


Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose people to be tagged . You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

1. I want to be a pilot actually... takde nasib
2. I like to act..i think i want to be an actor laa...
3. I dun smoke... penah try, tapi tak lekat..dunno why.
4. I really appreciate my own privacy..huhu
5. I like shopping nowadays...dulu kedekut. huhu..
6. I'm a computer savvy... wish to get a powerful desktop.
7. I'm an outgoing person... ajak je pegi mane2..
8. I always berangan...asyik2 berangan.
9. I'm a sempoi down-to-earth guy...
10. Blue and white are my favourite colors
11. I love having my own space and freedom
12. I dun like marah marah...
13. I always smile...sometimes, i smile for no reason. huhu.. :)
14. I'm so the very the pemalas!!
15. I find myself hard to focus on study...hish! Fokus! Fokus! Fokus SPM!
16. I come to India to start a new life... old life? u dun wanna know...
17. There is something about me nobody knows about
18. I consider myself as a very experienced person...try me. huhu..
19. I'm a good listener... u can trust me. Ur secret is safe with me...
20. I'm an extremely open person...u can talk to me about anything..seriously.
21. I have sumthing to prove to someone.. i wish i could open that one's eyes someday
22. I wish someday i'll be among my old friends...where i should have belonged.
23. I have the virtue of limitless patience which kept me surviving through times...
24. I dunno wat else to write anymore...
25. I want to stop writing now...hhuhuh.

Raul

Hish...knapela Effy tag aku....bag tag plak tu. aku mane ade beg lawa2....
kang aku letak luggage gajah aku tu kang....haaa...
anyway, i dun mind coz at least i can write sumthing here (running out of idea lately)....
Okeh..long story short... beg ni aku selalu bawak kuar pegi jalan2... walopon die tak lawa (sumpah tak tipu) tapi sgt berbakti.... and aku namakan beg aku ni "Raul". hahaaa....

Btolkan tak lawa... siap berhabuk lagi tu.

Ini jela yg Raul selalu bawakkan utk aku... PSP, wallet, kunci motor.

Okeh...meh pokcik cito asal usul Raul ni ye anak-anak... Ehem...
Di suatu pagi yg hening... tatkala pokcik sedang bermundar-mandir di kompleks bebas cukai Bukit Kayu Hitam Kedah, pokcik terdengar satu suara bergitu sayup sekali bagaikan ditiup angin sepoi2 bahasa... terpanggil dek bayu suara tersebut, pokcik pon tercari-cari usulnya suara tersebut. Semakin pokcik cari...semakin hening kedengarannya bagaikan memanggil manggil nama pokcik ni. Pokcik jadi waswas! pokcik rimas! pokcik lemas! gundah gulana pokcik dibuatnya....
Sedang pokcik mengharungi lautan manusia yg berpusu-pusu di situ mencari dan tercari-cari empunya suara tadi, tiba-tiba seorang Mat menegur pokcik di sebelah....

MAT: Abg..mai tengok beg ni bang, murah bang...lawa pon lawa bang. Mai masuk dalam dulu tengok (sebok dgn loghat utaranya tu).

POKCIK: Hah...takpa takpa. (pokcik balas utara balik...malas nak layan sebenarnye. Tiba2... sesuatu telah memukau perhatian pokcik).
MAT: Haaa... abang berkenan hat ni ka? (hat=yang; dalam bahasa kedah). Hat ni cukup elok bang...abang pakai mmg stail. Orang la ni fesyen semua pakai beg ni la bang...
POKCIK: Brapa ni? (dalam hati pokcik bermonolog: sempoi gak beg ni, senang bawak, smart pon smart).
MAT: Ni murah ja bang.. Harga asai 25 inggit...tapi abang punya pasai, saya bagi 20 inggit dah la kat abang... saya bagi spesyel kat abg sorang ja. abg jgn habaq kat org lain dah la no~...
POKCIK: 20 inggit!! tak mau eh... murah apa lagu tu! kedai lain 10 inggit buleh dapat! (taktik bargain yg diwarisi dari mak pokcik...80% berkesan).
MAT: Bang...10 inggit tak bulehla bang...modai pon tak lepaih. Saya nak makan apa bang... (mulela die buat muke toye)..paling korang pon 17 inggit la bang...
POKCIK: Tak mau la... (padahal dalam hati teringin gile). 15 inggit saya ambik...
MAT: (termenung kesedihan seketika)....ok la bang...15 pon 15 la bang...
POKCIK: Boh dalam plastik na~... (dalam hati gumbira keriangan... menang bargain!. 15 inggit je!!)

Sedang pokcik asyik melayan kegumbiraan...tiba-tiba pokcik disentap lagi dek suara sayup tadi. Semakin lama semakin nyaring...semakin lari pitching nya... Pokcik jadi kaget. Semakin pokcik menghampiri, semakin seram sejuk pokcik dibuatnya... suara tersebut mmg menyebut2 nama pokcik. Bagaimana ditempat yg begitu asing ini terdapat suara yg mengenali pokcik? Persoalan yg kian bermain2 dlm kepala pokcik...
Setelah pokcik melepasi gugusan-gugusan manusia tersebut... tanpa disedari, pokcik akhirnya bertentangan mata dgn empunya suara tadi...Pokcik jadi gugup! lidah terkelu tanpa kata! Otak bingung tak terkira!!... Rupa-rupanya...
Mak pokcik yg panggil!!.. org semua dah tunggu dlm keter nak balik... Pokcik hanya mampu tersenyum kambing je...kambing pon tak senyum macam pokcik. Mcm tu la pokcik jumpe si Raul ni. Heee...

My first bike - Yamaha FZ16

Arrgh... Hari ni aku demam...benci.
Anyhow, today i'd like to introduce u to my first bike ever...the Yamaha FZ16.
i've got this bike 2 months back and as far as i concern...it can only be found in India.
Wat its like?? Em...pretty much like this...

Yamaha FZ16 - Flaming Orange

Specification: You can check it out by clicking HERE.

Review: By its look, it is byfar the most stylo bike in Yamaha India line of products. Which has got me into buying this bike at first. hehe....
Its just newly launched at end of 2008...since its still new, it cost me around Rp75000 = Rm5500 (pokai habis duit aku dibuatnye...takpe..investment!!).

Performance??..em, if u've checked the specs, i can say the performance is not as stunning as it looks. Thats one of the downside of Indian motorbike u see... in india, all automobiles are capped so that it won't go so fast.. i can tell u one thing... this Yamaha FZ16 can be easily outtaken by Yamaha RXZ Msia... infact, maybe motor EX5 pon bleh lawan motor nih. Sigh...ape nak buat. Anyway, laju pon tak guna.... with India kind of traffic, there's no way u can go above 70km/h on any road. So... u cannot rempit here. U rempit...u die. hahaha...

Oh ya...like my brother Alang said...it almost resembles the look of Ducati Monster 696.. Its true actually. Here have a look..

Ducati Monster 696. Notice the resemblance??
Esp on the tank hump and front light.

Hampir sama kan?? but if u compare the specs...Ducati Monster wins everything by miles away... huhuhu...
Enough!! its time for some truth.... Do i really own a bike like this?? Where's the proof?! Hahaha... Tada!!..

Haha.. petang2 round naik motor. best..

View from the side... poyo je aku tengok..




From left: Effy, Zul, Me... with respective motobike. huhu





A ride around Bangalore city at night...
berhabuk gile motor...malas basuh punya pasal.

Em...thats all for now i guess... nak pegi telan panadol 2-3 biji pastu tido...tata.

Luckily guys have no uterus...

Hola...
Today was just another typical posting day at Hospital. However, out of the da ordinary.. me n my other OBG mates got ourselves a rare case of uterine prolapse surgery. Lucky us!!
Well, without further a do.. i let the photos do all the talking aights.... brace urself. (Warning! the next contents are rated 18SG... confirm ur age or otherwise navigate away from this site).

Guys.. wat we see here is called a
Cystocele (a condition where bladder is protruded out from vagina).
How come bladder?? not uterus??
well, uterus is collapsed..so it pushes the bladder into vagina.
Kire bladder tu mangse keadaan la. haha...

Starting the incision i think...
or maybe main2 kejap with the thing. haha..
oh ya.. do u know, the outer layer that we're seeing is
actually the inner wall of vagina. huhu!!

This is wat inside the cystocele.
Actually there was a bladder but they pushed it
back inside and searched for uterus instead.
Why? coz, uterus is the problem..they want to take it out.







Wat is this?? This my friend...is the uterus they took out.
Tak nampak mcm uterus pon?? Coz...
it has shrunken into very small size. Atrophy is the medical term.







Yep.. uterus gone..problem gone...
Stitching time (the most time consuming part in any surgery).
Time ni aku dah mula sakit pinggang..berdiri lama sgt.

Haha..how was it?.. hopefully takde yg termuntah ke terpengsan ke ek. I have already cut a couple of disturbing pictures due to discomfortness by some viewers. Anyway, take it as 'a valuable knowledge' la. haha...uwek!
Oh ya..one might wonder.. No more uterus...so, no baby right?? No sex??.. hahaha. Ekceli, this patient is like 80years old la...so, baby? of course no la.... Sex?? sape selera beb?....
Anyhow...ladies, mind ur uterus alrite. luckily guys hv no uterus....weeee!!!

Pilot

Yoosh!!.. the first word of my first post on my first blog.... huhu. it marks the beginning of a new chapter in my life. Ceh!..tipu lah... there's nothing new in my life.. same old same old. Well, this is my first blog writing, i guess..something is new. Ni sumer salah Effy la ni... she made me doing this. Heck! i found it fun anyway...huhu. Thx Effy ajar aku main blog ni...

Very well... firstly, i'm gonna lay down all the stuff u can expect from my blog...orite? In here, i'm gonna assure u there will be no extreme foul language (yg biasa2 tu maybe kot). Ok? Then, i'll try to make it as fun as possible (unless aku letak sad story). Basically, i'm gonna share with u all the fun n thrills that i've experienced during my daily life.. Of course, lots alots of pictures..this i promise you. Oh ya, here... i jumble up my language between english and malay..so, bear with me. hehe...

What next?? Yep...a little intro on the author. I'm a simple happy-go-lucky guy.. I dun pick side, i like being on the fence...kire neutral (NAM ok!!)...so, everybody can approach me.. Love to have fun. I like to LISTEN to gossips...huhu!! esp about people i know la...(dengar je ok! esoknye kompem lupe).. Em, ape lagi... haa, i play sports preferably football n basketball...lately badminton as well.. (Zul dgn Effy punye pasal la ni). Basically outgoing person... tu je kot (i did say "little" intro kan). Takpe2, if u follow my blog...u'll get to know me better along the way. Mane best bgtau sume skarang kan??... Relationship?? haha..it's for me to know n for u to find out... ade ke tak? Sape dapat aku bagi sekeping biskut merry buat cicah nescafe. ok?

What else? hmm..u guys must be wondering why my blog title is "No onion, No vege, No chilli" rite?? Haha...its just a phrase which is getting famous in every restaurant here in Gokula whenever i order a food. To some extent, at Dayfresh restaurant for example... i dun even hv to say it.. its like, there's "No onion, No vege, No chilli" written all over my face.. all i hv to do is just name the food...and they serve it without onion, without vege n without chilli.. just the way i like it. How cool is that??!!! So..voila! there goes the title of this blog...
Orite then, its too much already for a pilot post... till next time. Adios!