tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67257258200557080082024-03-05T23:34:17.430+05:30Vichyssoise Of VerbiageShahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-43717594941404851512010-05-05T21:54:00.001+05:302010-05-05T21:54:20.348+05:30APE TENGOK TENGOK??Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-15278484557801801552009-08-02T00:05:00.001+05:302009-08-02T00:07:21.456+05:30NOTICE...<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. WILL BE BACK SOON...</span></span>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-88578071747902301592009-06-26T01:58:00.002+05:302009-06-26T02:26:56.301+05:30Tak Larat....<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >Ini adalah yang pertama...dan terakhir bagi ku...<br />aku dah tak larat.... aku tak larat dengan segalanya.<br />aku lari ke sini berbekalkan secebis harapan...<br />dari sebuah pengakhiran ke suatu permulaan..<br />tapi mula aku sedar...ini bukan permulaan yang aku cari2..<br />aku berjaya lari... tapi bukan ke sini...<br />ku merenung kembali bekalan ku...<br />secebis harapan terpaku pada hati yang merah..<br />dengan darah hatiku aku memeta semula tujuan ku...<br />kerana aku dah tak larat... aku dah tak larat untuk peduli...<br />hidupku sudah dipeta...kini ku berlari lagi...<br />bukan lagi berpimpinan...tapi bersendirian..<br />kerna ku dah tak peduli...dah tak larat<br />Biarpun pedih kali ni ku berlari...<br />biarlah ke permulaan yang sejati...ke arah destinasi yang abadi..<br />maafkan aku...aku dah tak larat....</span>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-40053526287237002712009-05-05T19:18:00.002+05:302009-05-05T19:23:14.735+05:30Tak Keruan...Edisi kali ni hanyalah untuk melepaskan stress...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR<br />RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />RRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG<br />GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG<br />GGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<br />HHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-17019363643723875822009-05-02T04:49:00.010+05:302009-05-02T05:20:02.451+05:30Vichyssoise Of Verbiage<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-family:lucida grande;" >Who</span></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;" >.. is but the form following the function of what... and what i am is still what i am.<br />But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet to suggest the character of this dramatis persona....<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-family:lucida grande;" >Voila!</span></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;" ><br />In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi... now vacant, vanished.<br />However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!<br />The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:lucida grande;" >vichyssoise of verbiage</span></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;" > veers most verbose....<br />So let me simply add that it's my very good honor to present to you my newly entitled blog and welcome to my humble abode.<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">P/s: Simply to say... I've changed my blog title. huhu...i think its kinda cool... wat do u think??</span><br /></span>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-60788346690165484732009-04-30T03:19:00.002+05:302009-04-30T03:52:39.751+05:30Something's wrong....I'm sick...i think so. Literally...<br />For the last couple of weeks i felt so weak...<br />I've lost appetite, there's no hunger or craving of foods like i usually do..<br />Lost so much weight....which is so not right..<br />Sleep more..less eat...<br />I felt rotten, disorganized, disoriented....<br />There's only one indicator showing i'm normal, feeling great n happy..... I eat a lot.<br />When i eat less...even lesser than less.....surely something's wrong.<br /><br />Arrgh..stress!!Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-1294726594906341392009-04-27T00:28:00.006+05:302009-04-27T01:06:09.609+05:30Tagged by Nadia - True, Untrue or Wish...<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" >Nadia tagged me... sob sob~~. Nway, since i dun hv idea for next entry... i guess there's no harm doing it. hehe... hmm, camne nak main ni ekceli ek?? let see....<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >Bold</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> the statements that ARE true to you. </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Italicize</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> the statements that you WISH were true. Leave the fibs alone. Then, tag 5 people to do the same test.<br /></span></div><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:130%;">I’m 170cm tall</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I don’t know what I want at the moment.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I’m not happy.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate my friends.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate my life.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I hate my grades.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"> (sape suruh cuti b4 exam!!)</span><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I can drive.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I’m bored of driving.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I have a white handbag.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">I love dancing.</span> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(aku sungguh kayu bab2 ni)</span><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I go clubbing every week.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (hehehe..)</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Shopping is bullshit.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I have a tattoo of a star</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I got my navel pierced.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I have friends that take drugs.</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" > </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">(kawan je...tak follow kay)</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">90% of my friends smoke.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I still hang out with my ex, even though our break up was rather nasty.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I’m studying Fashion.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I have a business running.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (nak jual monyet..bleh tak?)</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate cartoons</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I hate someone.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(tough dillema...maybe its the other way around)</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I have 10 Lollipops handbags.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I buy CLEO every month.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >My parents don’t know about my blog. </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I have an iPod.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (kompol duit dulu..hehe)</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I don’t have faith in the current “one”.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >My school mates know about my blog.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I wanted to be a fashion designer.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I love rock emo bands.</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I’m a rebel.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (a vigilante is the correct word)</span><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don’t believe in love.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >High school's filled with drama.</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" > (best part of my life..)<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >My parents have faith in me.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"> (Love them..)</span><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I’ve bought shoes this month.</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" > (kasut bola...huhu)</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">A blogger bitched about me before.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate sports.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I heart Italian food.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate meeting new people.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate nail polish.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">The mother bear gives me hugs.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >People should start appreciating me.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">High school was the worst time of my life.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I have red hair. </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >One Utama is my second home.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (pokai la nanti)</span><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I’m a gu<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">y.</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"> (gentleman should i say..kuikui)</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I’m scared of my Biology exam which I’m going to face tomorrow.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate vacations.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">We’ll last</span><span style="font-size:130%;">. (who's we??)<br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I believe in long distance relationships.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I’m going to get high and smoke weed one day soon.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (huhu)</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I’ve robbed an old lady.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I’m starting to like applying make-up. </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I was a tomboy.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">At times I think I still am a tomboy.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I love bitching about people behind their backs.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I still have a best friend.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (never had one tho..)</span><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I have a cat.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"> (here's my best fren..)</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate surprise parties.</span> <span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate planning parties.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I’m hot..</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (Berangan sket2 takleh ker..)</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I’m a sinner.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I’ve got a DS light.</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I have a Wii.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I can live without music.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Video games are a waste of time.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I miss the father bear.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I love being in love.</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I know how to cook.</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I have 100% freedom.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Boys are assholes.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate Math.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I’m happy with what I have</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I love horror films.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >My old friends keep in touch with me.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I don’t read newspapers.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">The news is such a waste of time.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Blogging is a waste of time.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate animals.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I can’t live without make-up.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I curse like a pirate.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (it's all so piratey...)</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I’m happy with my 11 year old car.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I hate people that are smart.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I love Orange juice.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I can’t drink for nuts.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I believe that everyone in their teens have lost their virginity.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> (takleh caye org zmn skang)</span><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I’ve got a new phone.</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >(Iphone on da way..huhu)<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I haven’t worked out since March.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I think I’m fat</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >. (i wish to put somemore weight..hee)</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" >I love my friends and family</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">I'm tagging :</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Effy</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Bobo</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Ikiey</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Shirley</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Aina </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-31647068668430577752009-04-19T02:14:00.009+05:302009-04-19T03:38:38.316+05:30Lessons From the Past....Story of my life.<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">Here's a start after a long break from blog writting... only this time its gonna be a bit different.. a bit personal...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">Sometimes i wonder how many people really know me? I would bet with my newly-washed-underwear that not many people do.... =p<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">I've been breathing air for 2-n-ahalf decades now....but the last a-decade was the most life changing so far...and it still ongoing which makes future more fun to live for. I did alot, experienced alot...felt alot. I had all the experienced a boy could ever wish for.... it was WILD i can assure you. What was done can neither be undone nor can it be repeated. So, i take one experience at a time as a lesson for the next...</span><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">however, unlike most typical-happy-ending-hollywood-movies...mine was upside down. i had all the best, fun, great experiences 1st before hell came down REPEATEDLY knocking at my door....until then, i finally learned n understand the true meaning of life.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">So, when i looked back at the past, the history of my life...i was better now than i was then. So i realized what i do about history matters.</span><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">The often repeated saying that those who forget the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them has a lot of truth in it. But what are 'the lessons of history'? The very attempt at definition furnishes ground for new conflicts. History is not a recipe book; past events are never replicated in the present in quite the same way. Historical events are infinitely variable and their interpretations are a constantly shifting process. There are no certainties to be found in the past, at least for now. History has become fractions of memories that lies deep within me..occasionally haunting sporadically tormenting this very poor soul.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">So, How am i to live a moral and compassionate existence when i am fully aware of the blood, the horror inherent in life, when i find darkness not only in my culture but within myself? If there is a stage at which an individual life becomes truly adult, it must be when i grasp the irony in its unfolding and accepts responsibility for a life lived in the midst of such paradox. I must live in the middle of contradiction, because if all contradiction were eliminated at once, life would collapse. There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. I continue to live them out, making my life a worthy expression of leaning into the light.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Summary: </span>Reality of life is cruel, feel its cruelty and until then u can win the best out of ur life... even better, win the best out of a person u can be.</span><br /></span>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-90955662124074647582009-03-22T02:23:00.002+05:302009-03-22T22:26:55.308+05:30FOBIA !!<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Fobia </span>atau <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">phobia</span> dalam bahasa Inggerisnya berasal daripada perkataan bahasa Greek yang bermaksud takut. Fobia merujuk kepada ketakutan yang amat sangat terhadap sesuatu benda ataupun keadaan walaupun mengetahui ianya tidak mendatangkan bahaya. Walaupun kita dah belajar beberapa jenis fobia dalam kelas forensik, Kat sini disenaraikan beberapa contoh lain fobia dan definisinya.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">1) Ablutophobia = Fobia kepada mandi</span><br />Keadaan yang sering dilihat pada kanak2 dikampung.<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:85%;" >SENAH: Aciikk!! jangan main pasir tu kotor~~!!.. Balik mandi!!</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);font-size:85%;" >ACIK: Taknak la mak!!...Acik ablutophobia la mak...</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:85%;">SENAH: Ooohh~~dah pandai mencarut ko ye!! nanti ko!! mane rotan</span>?!!</span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">2) Bibliophobia = Fobia kepada buku</span><br />Sejak zaman IT dan teknologi ni...semakin ramai yang menghidap simptom ni. Kadang2.. yang tak sakit pon selalu je pura-pura mengaku ngidap simptom ni...student kebanyakannye. Korang la tu...dasar pemalas!!. huhu...aku jua.<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">3) Caligynephobia = Fobia kepada wanita cantik</span><br />Bagi lelaki yang ngidap penyakit ni...mmg tak boleh tengok pompuan cantik. Terpandang pompuan cantik je... terus lemah lutut menggigil-gigil satu badan. Bagi pompuan yang rase dirinye huduh ataupun 'kureng' cantik sikit... anda bolehla mencuba nasib dengan lelaki caligynephobia ni. Mane tau... cube je la kan... tapi jgn mengharap plak.<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">4) Chrometophobia = Fobia kepada duit</span><br />Ni antara fobia yang paling ganjil pernah wujud di alam fana ini sehinggakan WHO senaraikan sebagai antara penyakit hampir pupus dimuka bumi. Pernah dikatakan fobia ni sangat meluaskan sewaktu Parameswara cuba menukar daripada Sistem Barter kepada Sistem Wang.<br />Mane taknye..dah selalu tukar kucing dengan kambing, siput babi dengan ayam, selipar dengan lembu...tiba-tiba pakai kertas!! Mane tak panas rakyat jelata...<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">5) Dipsophobia = Fobia minum</span><br />Sejak dahulu saintis masih mengkaji bagaimana orang dipsophobia ni boleh hidup tanpa minum. Terdapat teori menyatakan orang-orang ini mengambil air dengan menyedut melalui hidung kerana itu jelah satu2nya cara utk masukkan air tanpa minum. Namun, teori ini telah disangkal oleh sekumpulan monyet2 hutan apabila saintis mendapati monyet2 ini terjun menyelam dlm sungai selepas mereka makan. Para saintis menganggap ia satu perbuatan monyet2 menghilangkan dahaga lantas terhasillah ungkapan "Sambil menyelam..sambil minum air".<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">6) Ergophobia = Fobia kepada kerja</span><br />Fobia ni masih meluas dikalangan manusia. Bagi seseorang, ia kadang2 muncul kadang2 hilang...tandanya malas pegi kerja.<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:85%;" >B</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">OS: Ok Mat..awak diterima bekerja, esok awak boleh start ye..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">MAT: Time kasih tuan...err, tuan... boleh tak tuan bagi kerja yang saya tak payah buat kerja?? Saya sebenarnya ergophobia tuan....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">BOS: Laa....nape tak cakap siang2~?? Err...awak boleh menuliskan? Ok skarang tulis bulat2 ape yang saya cakap ni ye.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">MAT: Baik tuan...takat menulis je saya memang terer tuan...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">BOS: Bagus~~. Ok. tulis eh.. Kehadapan Tuan Direktor... You Are Fired!! ~~dapat??</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">MAT: Larr..knape tuan pecat diri sendiri??</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">BOS: Untuk kau lah BODOH!!!</span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">7) Euphobia = Fobia kepada berita baik</span><br />Satu lagi contoh fobia yang tak pernah dibuat orang....<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">WAHAB: Din... aku ada satu berita baik dan satu berita buruk...mane satu ko nak dengar dulu?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">DIN: Hm.. berita buruk lah.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">WAHAB: Em~~ Cikgu sekolah tepon tadi bagitau anak ko masuk hospital kene langgar keter...baru je.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">DIN: Yeke!! Yaahoooo!! Yabedabeduuuu!! Seronoknyaa akuuu~~!!!!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">WAHAB: Huh??!!.. ko seronok apenye berita buruk?? Jap...berita baiknye ko tak dengar lagi...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">DIN: Cukup2...berita tadi dah cukup menggembirakan aku... aku tanak dengar berita baik nanti spoil mood aku.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">WAHAB: Bongok!</span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">8) Genophobia = Fobia melakukan sex</span><br />Dalam banyak2 fobia...fobia nilah yang paling jahat sekali. Berikut adalah dialog temubual seorang genophobia yang berjaya direkod.<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">DOKTOR: Boleh ceritakan ape perasaan anda bila melihat orang melakukan sex?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">PESAKIT: Eeii...gelilah doktor!! Doktor tak geli ke??.. Masukkan 'benda' tu ke dalam 'benda' tu...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">dahla kencing pon ikut situ.. ade yang masukkan 'benda' tu dalam mulut lah...eei!! geli geli!!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">DOKTOR: Kebiasaannya kita tak pandang perbuatan tu sebagai menggelikan kerana nafsu keghairahan, kesedapan dan kenikmatan yang kuat mendorong kepada perbuatan2 tadi.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">PESAKIT: Alaa...saya layan nafsu sorang2 boleh je.. tak payah masuk-masukkan benda tu kat org lain punye. Dahla berlendir...buruk..... ade sesetengah tu ada hutan mcm hutan belantara lagi..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">DOKTOR: Tapi kalo tak masukkan tak boleh jgak...sebab tu satu-satunya cara manusia membiak dengan natural. Kalo tak buat sex...kamu rasa mcm mana manusia nak membiak??</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">PESAKIT: Alaa..suruhla saintis cari... Bakteria kan boleh buat 'Belahan Dedua' tuu...takkan manusia takleh kot... </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">DOKTOR: Aduuuhh..~~</span><br /></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">9) Ouranophobia = Fobia kepada syurga</span><br />Masih menjadi misteri bagaimana fobia ini wujud dikalangan manusia. Dikatakan fobia ini banyak terdapat pada golongan yang mempercayai konsep jelmaan semula lepas mati... punyela tanak masuk syurga...sanggup jelma semula jadi lipas. Neraka jahanam la kamu....<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">SALLY: Father, saya Ouranophobia la.... boleh tak tolong mintakkan kat tuhan buatkan satu tempat untuk saya yang lagi elok dari neraka...tapi bukan dalam syurga la.. kat luar.. boleh tak?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">FATHER: ??!!...Errr...nanti saya tanya dulu eh.....Hah!! ada satu tempat....baik punya!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">SALLY: Yeke Father??...kat mane tu?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">FATHER: Lobang jamban!!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">SALLY: ala Father ni...tak baik taw! Main-main pulak!!..Benci taw!!</span><br /></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">10) Phobophobia = Fobia kepada ketakutan</span><br />Fobia ni banyak dilihat pada orang yang keliru dalam kehidupannya. Kompius je...asyik2 kompius. Kompius aku!!<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">MAT: Din, aku tensen laa...aku phobophobia ni. aku tak tau nak buat camne dah....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">DIN: Jap...bukan fobia tu pon takut gak ke?? ko takut pada takut?? ape ko ni?!! Ironi sungguh!!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">MAT: A ah laa... kompius aku (?? garu garu..)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">DIN: ?? (garu garu...)</span></span><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">*Courtesy of www.phobialist.com</span></span><br /></span>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-49326481405455562742009-03-14T02:50:00.005+05:302009-03-14T03:11:24.606+05:30When 'Coke' becomes sumthing else!!<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"></span><br /><br />Since</span> <span style="font-size:130%;">dah lame tak tulis ape2... I wanna share a <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >story</span> with u guys. This happened like <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">a month ago</span>...since b4 i started this <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">blog</span>.<br />Orait.. On one fine evening i went to <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Kubera Palace</span> with <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Effy</span> n <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Nicky</span> for dinner.<br />This is wat i ordered:-<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Chicken Fried Rice</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Chicken with mushroom</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Coke</span><br /><br />It was a fine meal until i get the bill...<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">guess</span></span> wat was written on it??<br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9P66m7xJHTWS7TihqxX1aGIIzyOYS350I5vLHhP9yVtAK5jNC07UJf0wO8o8E1ciDvkfQSUpZGHzPFi2nonFmV-b4MDBJyIrzaO5HPbFnaZ7-TG3Fl75tu94cGFw7McJabEESZ-qQoM5j/s1600-h/DSC03360.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9P66m7xJHTWS7TihqxX1aGIIzyOYS350I5vLHhP9yVtAK5jNC07UJf0wO8o8E1ciDvkfQSUpZGHzPFi2nonFmV-b4MDBJyIrzaO5HPbFnaZ7-TG3Fl75tu94cGFw7McJabEESZ-qQoM5j/s320/DSC03360.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312787908416255666" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:180%;" >Cock!!</span>... wat happen to the coke?!! LOL...<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;">I can't ever imagine if i really ordered a cock...<span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">Bhuwekk!!!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">WARNING</span> guys!!.. a lot of <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);font-size:180%;" >GAY</span> people at Kubera...<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div></div>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-79998847013657709272009-03-09T01:03:00.008+05:302009-03-09T01:34:53.715+05:30MALAYSIA HARAMKAN TUDUNG!!<div style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:20;" >BERITA GEMPAR, </span></span></p></div></div> <div style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> <div> <div> <div> <div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> <p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:20;" >Baca sampai habis, sedih rasanya. </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:20;" lang="IT">Apa nak jadikkkk dengan <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1236540628_1">Malaysia hari ini</span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:20;" lang="IT">…</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span lang="IT"></span></span></p></div> <p><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" lang="IT"><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" >Monday, </span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" >March 9, 2009 10:31:38 AM<br /><b style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><b><u><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Subject: Haramkan Pem</span></span></u></b></b></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><b><b><u><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:13;" >a</span></span></u></b></b><b><b><u><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" >kaian</span></span></u></b></b><u><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" > <b><b><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Tudung</span></span></b></b></span></span></u></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" ><br /><br />Haramkan tudung?? Baca sampai habis, pastu komen isu pengharaman pemakaian tudung di IPTA dan IPTS di malaysia. Ahli-ahli parlimen negara sudah mendapat kata sepakat bagi mengharamkan pemakaian tudung bagi pelajar wanita di IPTA dan IPTS di malaysia ini berikutan dengan faktor-faktor kesihatan.<br /><br />Ini kerana pelajar pelajar wanita yang memakai tudung ini didapati kurang mendapat prestasi yang agak cemerlang. Kenyataan ini juga disahkan oleh pakar-pakar di <span style="border-bottom: medium none; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1236540628_2">Hospital Selayang</span> yang membuat kajian terperinci pemakaian tudung ini.<br /><br />Mereka berkata tudung ini akan menyebabkan pengedaran udara yg kurang dan menyebabkan kepala yg melindungi otak akan menjadi kurang segar dan akan menjadikan otak mereka tidak aktif seperti pelajar-pelajar yg tidak memakai tudung.<br /><br />Jadi bagaimana isu ini boleh berlaku? Topik ni sengaja ditulis dan hanya disiarkan kecil sahaja di bahagian muka surat yg sekiranya tidak diteliti tidak akan nampak. Adakah kerajaan Malaysia takut akan hal ini? yang dulu begitu marah terhadap Singapura yang memberhentikan 2 org murid perempuan kerana memakai tudung ke sekolah.<br /><br />Ape sudah jadi dengan isu ini? Diam begitu sahaja kah?. Sekarang ape sudah jadi? paku dulang paku serpih mengata orang dia yang lebih.<br /><br />Sekarang Malaysia sanggup MENGHARAMKAN pemakaian tudung dan pihak JAKIM juga tidak dapat berbuat apa apa dengan isu ini.<br /><br />Ini kerana semuanya terletak di tangan menteri-menteri di Malaysia. Bagaimana pula dengan Pak Lah yg selalu menjadi imam di masjid-masjid, adakah dia juga bersetuju dengan isu pengharaman pemakaian tudung ini?<br /><br />Bagi pihak <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1236540628_3">Universiti Islam Antarabangsa Malaysia</span> (UIAM) juga hanya menunggu dan lihat sahaja apa yang akan terjadi. Universiti ini dahulu yg mewajibkan setiap pelajar wanitanya memakai tudung apabila memasuki kawasan universiti kini hanya mengambil endah tak endah sahaja. Mengapa MALAYSIA sekarang ini?!<br /><br />MALAYSIA yang dulunya dikenali kerana agama rasminya adalah <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1236540628_4">agama islam</span>, kini boleh mengharamkan pemakaian tudung di Malaysia yang kita semua sudah maklum sebagai seorang wanita islam wajib memakai tudung. Isu ini sengaja tidak digembar-gemburkan agar tidak mahu berlaku kekecohan ataupun berlakunya reformasi. Pihak media massa seperti TV juga tidak mahu mengambil inisiatif bagi membetulkan semua ini. Adakah Malaysia sudah lemah..?<br /><br />Pihak menteri juga sudah mengeluarkan notis bagi pengharaman pemakaian tudung ini di semua IPTA dan IPTS dan juga akan<br />menghantar notis ini ke sekolah-sekolah.<br /><br />Pihak menteri juga telah menyenaraikan beberapa jenis tudung yang haram dipakai sewaktu berada di dalam sekolah ataupun kawasan kampus antara jenis tudung yang tidak boleh dipakai ialah:-</span></span></p><p><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" ><br /></span></span></p><ol style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><li style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">TUDUNG SAJI</span></li><li style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">TUDUNG CAT</span></li><li style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">TUDUNG PERIUK</span></li><li style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">TUDUNG TERMOS</span></li><li style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">TUDUNG TUPPERWARE</span></li><li style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">TUDUNG GAM</span><br /></span></li></ol><p><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" ><br />dan bagi jenis<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">TUDUNG BOTOL</span></span> yang selalu menjadi permainan murid sekolah masih di dalam pemerhatian.</span></span></p></div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"> </span></span></p></div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"> </span></span></p></div> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></span></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></span></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></span></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:14;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-size:180%;" >KUI KUI!! KENA KENA!!</span><br /></span></span></p></div>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-36863245632427499212009-03-05T22:50:00.009+05:302009-03-06T00:22:27.042+05:30My dream machine...<span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;" >Arghh... i miss my desktop comp at home...<br />sob sob... nak main game (dasar pemalas!!)..huhu..<br />tapi desktop kat rumah dah sedekah to my brother..<br />meaning....i have to buy a new one. huhu....<br />i wasted the whole day surveying new computers specs n hardware...<br />finally...found my dream specifications...<br />dun care..i'm gonna spend big for this baby...gagaga!<br /><br />Behold!! my dream machine....!<br /><br />Specs:-<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Intel Core i7 920 2.66Ghz</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Rampage II extreme/intel X58/Triple DDR3/Sata II/GbE</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Kingston HyperX Triple Kit 3GB DDR3 RAM</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >WD Veloci Raptor 10000RPM 150GB SATA (Primary)</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Seagate 7200RPM 320GB SATA2 (Secondary)</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >ATI Radeon HD 4870 1GB DDR5</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Samsung 23" Wide 2333SW Full HD 1080</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Cooler Master Real Power Pro 750W (SLI Ready)</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Lite-On 20X DVDRW (SATA)</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >ATX Casing MidTower</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><br /><br />Huhu... above are the specs/hardwares inside my dream desktop comp (for those who had no idea wat they are).. For comp geeks like me...u guys shud know those are quite powerful stuffs...<br />hmm, planning to get it by <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Oct 2009</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">(kompol duit la dulu..pokai habis ni)</span>...by that time it shud cost me around </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">RM6000</span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;" >. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">GULP!!</span>... gagagaaa...i dun care!<br /></span>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-89057062586138272892009-03-02T22:28:00.004+05:302009-03-03T00:49:16.546+05:30Aaaa..Faiz tag aku..aaaa~~<span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:130%;" ><span class="Apple-style-span"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Name Initial Matters!</span><br /><br />Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag some people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real . . . nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.<br /><br />1. What is your name: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Shahril</span><br />2. A four Letter Word: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">SHIT</span><br />3. A boy's Name: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Sudin</span><br />4. A girl's Name: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Senah</span><br />5. An occupation: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Singer</span><br />6. A color: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Silver</span><br />7. Something you wear: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Shoes</span><br />8. A food: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Satay Kajang</span><br />9. Something found in the bathroom: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Soap</span><br />10. A place: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">San Francisco</span><br />11. A reason for being late: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Stuck in traffic jam</span><br />12. Something you shout: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">SHUT UP!!!</span><br />13. A movie title: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Slumdog Millionaire</span><br />14. Something you drink: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sirap Bandung</span><br />15. A musical group: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Shiela On 7</span><br />16. An animal: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Sotong</span><br />17. A street name: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Smart Tunnel KL (kire street la jgak)</span><br />18. A type of car: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">SUV</span><br />19. The title of a song: <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sexy Love - NeYo</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Button.</span><br /><br />Don't get your heads up high. Hahaha. Cheers~<br />Let the tag cycle BEGINS!<br /><br />RULES:<br />1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. ON SHUFFLE.<br />2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.<br />3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.<br />4. Tag ur friends AS MANY AS YOU WANT. :P<br />5. Everyone tagged as to do the same thing.<br />6. Have Fun!<br /><br />IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:130%;" ><span class="Apple-style-span"><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Sexy Love - NeYo</span><br /><br />HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Legenda - Shiela Majid</span><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Unbreak My Heart - IL Divo</span><br /><br />HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Bagaikan Sakti - M.Nasir & Siti Nurhaliza</span><br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Somebody Told Me - The Killers</span><br /><br />WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Ooh La La!! - KRU</span><br /><br />WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Slumber - OAG</span><br /><br />WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Bukan Diriku - Samsons</span><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Biarlah - Nidji</span><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Tumhi Dekho Naa - Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna</span><br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Where Is The Love - Black Eyed Peas</span><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">I'm Yours - Jason Mraz</span><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">To Love You More - Celine Dion</span><br /><br />WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">1973 - James Blunt</span><br /><br />WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men</span><br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">I Drive Myself Crazy - N'Sync</span><br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">How Deep Is Your Love - Take That</span><br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Pencinta Wanita - Irwansyah</span><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">More Than That - Backstreet Boys</span><br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Bunyi Gitar - P.Ramlee</span><br /><br />WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Points Of Authority - Linkin Park</span><br /><br />THE END. :D<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">25 Stoofs.</span><br /><br /><br />Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose people to be tagged . You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">1. I want to be a pilot actually... takde nasib</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">2. I like to act..i think i want to be an actor laa...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">3. I dun smoke... penah try, tapi tak lekat..dunno why.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">4. I really appreciate my own privacy..huhu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">5. I like shopping nowadays...dulu kedekut. huhu..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">6. I'm a computer savvy... wish to get a powerful desktop.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">7. I'm an outgoing person... ajak je pegi mane2..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">8. I always berangan...asyik2 berangan.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">9. I'm a sempoi down-to-earth guy...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">10. Blue and white are my favourite colors</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">11. I love having my own space and freedom</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">12. I dun like marah marah...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">13. I always smile...sometimes, i smile for no reason. huhu.. :)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">14. I'm so the very the pemalas!!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">15. I find myself hard to focus on study...hish! Fokus! Fokus! Fokus SPM!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">16. I come to India to start a new life... old life? u dun wanna know...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">17. There is something about me nobody knows about</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">18. I consider myself as a very experienced person...try me. huhu..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">19. I'm a good listener... u can trust me. Ur secret is safe with me...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">20. I'm an extremely open person...u can talk to me about anything..seriously.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">21. I have sumthing to prove to someone.. i wish i could open that one's eyes someday</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">22. I wish someday i'll be among my old friends...where i should have belonged.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">23. I have the virtue of limitless patience which kept me surviving through times...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;">24. I dunno wat else to write anymore...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-family: trebuchet ms;">25. I want to stop writing now...hhuhuh.</span><br /></span></span>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-39828033882064942252009-02-27T00:41:00.013+05:302009-02-27T02:44:29.358+05:30Raul<span style="font-size:130%;">Hish...knapela Effy tag aku....bag tag plak tu. aku mane ade beg lawa2....<br />kang aku letak luggage gajah aku tu kang....haaa...<br />anyway, i dun mind coz at least i can write sumthing here (running out of idea lately)....<br />Okeh..long story short... beg ni aku selalu bawak kuar pegi jalan2... walopon die tak lawa (sumpah tak tipu) tapi sgt berbakti.... and aku namakan beg aku ni "</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" >Raul</span><span style="font-size:130%;">". hahaaa....<br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfY3Q_rWU29ZnR8t-sxwcCIvcwvwCsVwvHKmC2Jl52pdYtrsiVot45nzk-SA0Q_bVEvWwmoYcd_OVEii20Hn6Twg9CTMqhp5SYbXHYpgzSSaX8FlnU8K6L5o6XB7QNV7mpkoI_9adD5CU7/s1600-h/DSC00285.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfY3Q_rWU29ZnR8t-sxwcCIvcwvwCsVwvHKmC2Jl52pdYtrsiVot45nzk-SA0Q_bVEvWwmoYcd_OVEii20Hn6Twg9CTMqhp5SYbXHYpgzSSaX8FlnU8K6L5o6XB7QNV7mpkoI_9adD5CU7/s320/DSC00285.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307189640785559538" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);font-size:100%;" >Btolkan tak lawa... siap berhabuk lagi tu.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEy5Y7jnTcI5r8RxUh6LofxoQ_1hYVRvYbiCS6Pk5awDAAaLzyy7PEb0Atbw5J-7uV4pm2U4lNWNfwj1l-SRY9gOFVVaUYNWO9m6iQP0ZA54UqhBT4lFEZThXsvZcLEOykTb3tnck8-L5F/s1600-h/DSC00286.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEy5Y7jnTcI5r8RxUh6LofxoQ_1hYVRvYbiCS6Pk5awDAAaLzyy7PEb0Atbw5J-7uV4pm2U4lNWNfwj1l-SRY9gOFVVaUYNWO9m6iQP0ZA54UqhBT4lFEZThXsvZcLEOykTb3tnck8-L5F/s320/DSC00286.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307206492351089442" border="0" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Ini jela yg Raul selalu bawakkan utk aku... PSP, wallet, kunci motor.</span><br /><br /></span><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Okeh...meh pokcik cito asal usul Raul ni ye anak-anak... Ehem...<br />Di suatu pagi yg hening... tatkala pokcik sedang bermundar-mandir di kompleks bebas cukai Bukit Kayu Hitam Kedah, pokcik terdengar satu suara bergitu sayup sekali bagaikan ditiup angin sepoi2 bahasa... terpanggil dek bayu suara tersebut, pokcik pon tercari-cari usulnya suara tersebut. Semakin pokcik cari...semakin hening kedengarannya bagaikan memanggil manggil nama pokcik ni. Pokcik jadi waswas! pokcik rimas! pokcik lemas! gundah gulana pokcik dibuatnya....<br />Sedang pokcik mengharungi lautan manusia yg berpusu-pusu di situ mencari dan tercari-cari empunya suara tadi, tiba-tiba seorang Mat menegur pokcik di sebelah....<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">MAT: </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Abg..mai tengok beg ni bang, murah bang...lawa pon lawa bang. Mai masuk dalam dulu tengok</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"> </span></span>(sebok dgn loghat utaranya tu).<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">POKCIK: </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Hah...takpa takpa. </span></span>(pokcik balas utara balik...malas nak layan sebenarnye. Tiba2... sesuatu telah memukau perhatian pokcik).<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">MAT: </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Haaa... abang berkenan hat ni ka?</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span></span>(hat=yang; dalam bahasa kedah).<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"> </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Hat ni cukup elok bang...abang pakai mmg stail. Orang la ni fesyen semua pakai beg ni la bang...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">POKCIK: </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Brapa ni?<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span></span></span>(dalam hati pokcik bermonolog: sempoi gak beg ni, senang bawak, smart pon smart).<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">MAT:</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"> Ni murah ja bang.. Harga asai 25 inggit...tapi abang punya pasai, saya bagi 20 inggit dah la kat abang... saya bagi spesyel kat abg sorang ja. abg jgn habaq kat org lain dah la no~...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">POKCIK: </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">20 inggit!! tak mau eh... murah apa lagu tu! kedai lain 10 inggit buleh dapat! </span></span>(taktik bargain yg diwarisi dari mak pokcik...80% berkesan).<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">MAT: </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Bang...10 inggit tak bulehla bang...modai pon tak lepaih. Saya nak makan apa bang...</span></span> (mulela die buat muke toye)<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">.</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">.paling korang pon 17 inggit la bang...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">POKCIK: </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Tak mau la...<span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></span></span>(padahal dalam hati teringin gile)<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">. </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">15 inggit saya ambik...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">MAT:</span></span> (termenung kesedihan seketika)<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">....</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">ok la bang...15 pon 15 la bang...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">POKCIK: </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">Boh dalam plastik na~... </span></span>(dalam hati gumbira keriangan... menang bargain!. 15 inggit je!!)<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br />Sedang pokcik asyik melayan kegumbiraan...tiba-tiba pokcik disentap lagi dek suara sayup tadi. Semakin lama semakin nyaring...semakin lari pitching nya... Pokcik jadi kaget. Semakin pokcik menghampiri, semakin seram sejuk pokcik dibuatnya... suara tersebut mmg menyebut2 nama pokcik. Bagaimana ditempat yg begitu asing ini terdapat suara yg mengenali pokcik? Persoalan yg kian bermain2 dlm kepala pokcik...<br />Setelah pokcik melepasi gugusan-gugusan manusia tersebut... tanpa disedari, pokcik akhirnya bertentangan mata dgn empunya suara tadi...Pokcik jadi gugup! lidah terkelu tanpa kata! Otak bingung tak terkira!!... Rupa-rupanya...<br />Mak pokcik yg panggil!!.. org semua dah tunggu dlm keter nak balik... Pokcik hanya mampu tersenyum kambing je...kambing pon tak senyum macam pokcik. Mcm tu la pokcik jumpe si Raul ni. Heee...<br /></span></div></div>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-36530368712579336282009-02-13T16:24:00.009+05:302009-02-13T17:50:43.983+05:30My first bike - Yamaha FZ16<span style="font-size:130%;">Arrgh... Hari ni aku demam...benci.<br />Anyhow, today i'd like to introduce u to my first bike ever...the Yamaha FZ16.<br />i've got this bike 2 months back and as far as i concern...it can only be found in India.<br />Wat its like?? Em...pretty much like this...<br /></span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijLrgLf5dhJoVLGjIhDGdAL_gIqKPo0bCHJLzBycap3mKhIr7EF92nI683UDcf0HAxI5vMbWevCvGy64Kuba9gW298okOtAfXcd7mv4umDMrvENcy7fsa-qu-KQbybJttUYyLveGU_Zdg4/s1600-h/fz16_orange.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 354px; height: 243px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijLrgLf5dhJoVLGjIhDGdAL_gIqKPo0bCHJLzBycap3mKhIr7EF92nI683UDcf0HAxI5vMbWevCvGy64Kuba9gW298okOtAfXcd7mv4umDMrvENcy7fsa-qu-KQbybJttUYyLveGU_Zdg4/s320/fz16_orange.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302240583931658530" border="0" /></a><br />Yamaha FZ16 - Flaming Orange<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Specification: You can check it out by clicking <a href="http://www.yamaha-motor-india.com/product/fz16/specs.html">HERE</a>.<br /><br />Review: By its look, it is byfar the most stylo bike in Yamaha India line of products. Which has got me into buying this bike at first. hehe....<br />Its just newly launched at end of 2008...since its still new, it cost me around Rp75000 = Rm5500 (pokai habis duit aku dibuatnye...takpe..investment!!).<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Performance??..em, if u've checked the specs, i can say the performance is not as stunning as it looks. Thats one of the downside of Indian motorbike u see... in india, all automobiles are capped so that it won't go so fast.. i can tell u one thing... this Yamaha FZ16 can be easily outtaken by Yamaha RXZ Msia... infact, maybe motor EX5 pon bleh lawan motor nih. Sigh...ape nak buat. Anyway, laju pon tak guna.... with India kind of traffic, there's no way u can go above 70km/h on any road. So... u cannot rempit here. U rempit...u die. hahaha...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Oh ya...like my brother Alang said...it almost resembles the look of Ducati Monster 696.. Its true actually. Here have a look..</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcYMJBTgO-0zEdoNW63QgRhJn4jvcUGEjHWYGaJ2ttf6JH6ZNAfamZBu2xkiTRZEPVI6nXfq_YTBXb7Qb9tmEnmnW89NXngSP8-FXxb4tNamdQjzHnUN81_6P7zr9VaiCgGkRDiU3cTo9s/s1600-h/ducati+monster+696.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 323px; height: 218px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcYMJBTgO-0zEdoNW63QgRhJn4jvcUGEjHWYGaJ2ttf6JH6ZNAfamZBu2xkiTRZEPVI6nXfq_YTBXb7Qb9tmEnmnW89NXngSP8-FXxb4tNamdQjzHnUN81_6P7zr9VaiCgGkRDiU3cTo9s/s320/ducati+monster+696.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302249210487650050" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Ducati Monster 696. Notice the resemblance??<br />Esp on the tank hump and front light.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Hampir sama kan?? but if u compare the specs...Ducati Monster wins everything by miles away... huhuhu...<br />Enough!! its time for some truth.... Do i really own a bike like this?? Where's the proof?! Hahaha... Tada!!..<br /></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzQSQE68Umdbsk0ywDRdfGrzoGq9XNaSowMKLEs8p-0kaaFI71s9kFPt3Yh3OtZTMvrtz8ukK3T3eiFCHztu30auUnfW1VMcIol_S3pdsIfYWvvF2707zQmwsHQTkGo5rznUg6hqjoTLuL/s1600-h/DSC03308.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 318px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzQSQE68Umdbsk0ywDRdfGrzoGq9XNaSowMKLEs8p-0kaaFI71s9kFPt3Yh3OtZTMvrtz8ukK3T3eiFCHztu30auUnfW1VMcIol_S3pdsIfYWvvF2707zQmwsHQTkGo5rznUg6hqjoTLuL/s320/DSC03308.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302251506423066098" border="0" /></a><br />Haha.. petang2 round naik motor. best..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQco20H5FM4aqR-5W3Saf7Xgy7PFu_TMi-nDSRUqtpZ-WCKKHdF3jTdO7OD1Qugpuj7-iVe6lS4NMI9pQSB9yUmZ7nNfT1qXW_2Irz7xW7vYN6Xkw6S58INXyMEZzCmCGPXFVM4Pcm0fKm/s1600-h/DSC03309.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 326px; height: 221px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQco20H5FM4aqR-5W3Saf7Xgy7PFu_TMi-nDSRUqtpZ-WCKKHdF3jTdO7OD1Qugpuj7-iVe6lS4NMI9pQSB9yUmZ7nNfT1qXW_2Irz7xW7vYN6Xkw6S58INXyMEZzCmCGPXFVM4Pcm0fKm/s320/DSC03309.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302252182999309314" border="0" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;">View from the side... poyo je aku tengok..<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLat5-0W55kpivnMYZvEEeL6kHeVYIkhr-d6xexcJc1BGOPEs5Rh4LJi17L6Zvg1V1NuUZK8Q7B8DEuGw6A8Uvs-QXhp6ievHr93WJpnIzoiWyBe3DB-0gFtljcJnLMq9fbyZVrLtEo4Gv/s1600-h/DSC03330.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLat5-0W55kpivnMYZvEEeL6kHeVYIkhr-d6xexcJc1BGOPEs5Rh4LJi17L6Zvg1V1NuUZK8Q7B8DEuGw6A8Uvs-QXhp6ievHr93WJpnIzoiWyBe3DB-0gFtljcJnLMq9fbyZVrLtEo4Gv/s320/DSC03330.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302252956765029218" border="0" /></a><br />From left: Effy, Zul, Me... with respective motobike. huhu<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5mPM_UkkhRbh1UsafTwTo4MjTPaeWOXVraRwWitNIfuJ1diOm9XiE7yCDiYrADFCpH4klRZ48Ojs6nO_mZ7mGaQQWLb38ePOHRKTptY2YK2qVd5F1VsypNJd3mik2XSJgH_KuzC9b9ZSl/s1600-h/IMG_0403.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5mPM_UkkhRbh1UsafTwTo4MjTPaeWOXVraRwWitNIfuJ1diOm9XiE7yCDiYrADFCpH4klRZ48Ojs6nO_mZ7mGaQQWLb38ePOHRKTptY2YK2qVd5F1VsypNJd3mik2XSJgH_KuzC9b9ZSl/s320/IMG_0403.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302253627851601778" border="0" /></a><br />A ride around Bangalore city at night...<br />berhabuk gile motor...malas basuh punya pasal.<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Em...thats all for now i guess... nak pegi telan panadol 2-3 biji pastu tido...tata.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><br /><br /><br /></div></div></div></div><img src="file:///C:/Users/SHAHRI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpg" alt="" /><img src="file:///C:/Users/SHAHRI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /></div>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-90316247487694607842009-02-12T21:30:00.016+05:302009-02-13T14:08:03.687+05:30Luckily guys have no uterus...<span style="font-size:130%;">Hola...<br />Today was just another typical posting day at Hospital. However, out of the da ordinary.. me n my other OBG mates got ourselves a rare case of uterine prolapse surgery. Lucky us!!<br />Well, without further a do.. i let the photos do all the talking aights.... brace urself. </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >(Warning! the next contents are rated 18SG... confirm ur age or otherwise navigate away from this site)</span><span style="font-size:130%;">.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDK_XZ10AsyON7aYNyGyNqQiRKlbkJ-KUQc5zeYJk6ZKhGkf6sDrx5J7JoOYYsCBaZkg_iHmdrUb7DBUsr3boTZTM9iOxdYojoe8nHx4t2XdVZnwATeADiF_dDbXUiItJZ8q3yy1yXCeKW/s1600-h/IMG_0436.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 210px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDK_XZ10AsyON7aYNyGyNqQiRKlbkJ-KUQc5zeYJk6ZKhGkf6sDrx5J7JoOYYsCBaZkg_iHmdrUb7DBUsr3boTZTM9iOxdYojoe8nHx4t2XdVZnwATeADiF_dDbXUiItJZ8q3yy1yXCeKW/s320/IMG_0436.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301942737816909906" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" >Guys.. wat we see here is called a<br />Cystocele (a condition where bladder is protruded out from vagina).<br />How come bladder?? not uterus??<br />well, uterus is collapsed..so it pushes the bladder into vagina.<br />Kire bladder tu mangse keadaan la. haha...</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVisqnSHJL4u2dM_x3nS-aMNGsPYAzb9NBKt7Tj3kOE0l-PQpPwIRZMN9bfoMKROhlALaGA6u-EWmnpucivxjtSBn5Pyauu1yy0FoO4qa1SCIiLLvXVWtj64orVX_AF93nTLvtEoUw30YS/s1600-h/IMG_0441.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 202px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVisqnSHJL4u2dM_x3nS-aMNGsPYAzb9NBKt7Tj3kOE0l-PQpPwIRZMN9bfoMKROhlALaGA6u-EWmnpucivxjtSBn5Pyauu1yy0FoO4qa1SCIiLLvXVWtj64orVX_AF93nTLvtEoUw30YS/s320/IMG_0441.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301948015575542210" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Starting the incision i think...</span><br /></span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">or maybe main2 kejap with the thing. haha..</span><br /></span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">oh ya.. do u know, the outer layer that we're seeing is</span><br /></span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">actually the inner wall of vagina. huhu!!</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDdFzblwydLNOV3GXeeya0agsU2FEUuBTRJShA-2uyt2C2Tr6J3twb9h7mB4GAjOnAXdpaRIp3Q-93XtIWYf-X1WaGpdPbr67_9Pf7pTYnnrhJi2Nx8QqGXXgGAJHZKJvWus5dWlFOIfoO/s1600-h/IMG_0448.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 188px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDdFzblwydLNOV3GXeeya0agsU2FEUuBTRJShA-2uyt2C2Tr6J3twb9h7mB4GAjOnAXdpaRIp3Q-93XtIWYf-X1WaGpdPbr67_9Pf7pTYnnrhJi2Nx8QqGXXgGAJHZKJvWus5dWlFOIfoO/s320/IMG_0448.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301952345355875714" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" >This is wat inside the cystocele.<br />Actually there was a bladder but they pushed it<br />back inside and searched for uterus instead.<br />Why? coz, uterus is the problem..they want to take it out.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi72YZ0Er-QOcVPEJC3_-YjM9RLWawFxWFXP5411R1aVKdbEmYBKTtmRtR5U0nxe-e01Y7_I1RwZo0Uv6KQMgaRMA0Gl4Tn70Cs7Ua7JPfdLzbfDukVW7wB_sxTQw8mP_4fykxqwIg06kRK/s1600-h/IMG_0451.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 293px; height: 210px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi72YZ0Er-QOcVPEJC3_-YjM9RLWawFxWFXP5411R1aVKdbEmYBKTtmRtR5U0nxe-e01Y7_I1RwZo0Uv6KQMgaRMA0Gl4Tn70Cs7Ua7JPfdLzbfDukVW7wB_sxTQw8mP_4fykxqwIg06kRK/s320/IMG_0451.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301954034628782034" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" >Wat is this?? This my friend...is the uterus they took out.<br />Tak nampak mcm uterus pon?? Coz...<br />it has shrunken into very small size. Atrophy is the medical term.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_d0NV57IIOK9bQHXPSx8tejwgWckg3pTfHeUEJNrzNFSfmWmpSGwoeWn_B30Xm3-MuNRD8YfZRZ6qhDCe5w-TV6ed1z5Wno9-8LzBoKnCV8AygsftRuJ1vjvd7AzzZjbGqfMW7VxYlcWR/s1600-h/IMG_0457.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 312px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_d0NV57IIOK9bQHXPSx8tejwgWckg3pTfHeUEJNrzNFSfmWmpSGwoeWn_B30Xm3-MuNRD8YfZRZ6qhDCe5w-TV6ed1z5Wno9-8LzBoKnCV8AygsftRuJ1vjvd7AzzZjbGqfMW7VxYlcWR/s320/IMG_0457.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301959505425237906" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" >Yep.. uterus gone..problem gone...<br />Stitching time (the most time consuming part in any surgery).</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" >Time ni aku dah mula sakit pinggang..berdiri lama sgt.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Haha..how was it?.. hopefully takde yg termuntah ke terpengsan ke ek. I have already cut a couple of disturbing pictures due to discomfortness by some viewers. Anyway, take it as 'a valuable knowledge' la. haha...uwek!<br />Oh ya..one might wonder.. No more uterus...so, no baby right?? No sex??.. hahaha. Ekceli, this patient is like 80years old la...so, baby? of course no la.... Sex?? sape selera beb?....<br />Anyhow...ladies, mind ur uterus alrite. luckily guys hv no uterus....weeee!!!<br /></span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><br /></div><br /></div></div>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6725725820055708008.post-12030252277508231722009-02-07T00:02:00.004+05:302009-02-23T00:02:37.326+05:30Pilot<span style="font-size:130%;">Yoosh!!.. the first word of my first post on my first blog.... huhu. it marks the beginning of a new chapter in my life. Ceh!..tipu lah... there's nothing new in my life.. same old same old. Well, this is my first blog writing, i guess..something is new. Ni sumer salah Effy la ni... she made me doing this. Heck! i found it fun anyway...huhu. Thx Effy ajar aku main blog ni...<br /><br />Very well... firstly, i'm gonna lay down all the stuff u can expect from my blog...orite? In here, i'm gonna assure u there will be no extreme foul language (yg biasa2 tu maybe kot). Ok? Then, i'll try to make it as fun as possible (unless aku letak sad story). Basically, i'm gonna share with u all the fun n thrills that i've experienced during my daily life.. Of course, lots alots of pictures..this i promise you. Oh ya, here... i jumble up my language between english and malay..so, bear with me. hehe...<br /><br />What next?? Yep...a little intro on the author. I'm a simple happy-go-lucky guy.. I dun pick side, i like being on the fence...kire neutral (NAM ok!!)...so, everybody can approach me.. Love to have fun. I like to LISTEN to gossips...huhu!! esp about people i know la...(dengar je ok! esoknye kompem lupe).. Em, ape lagi... haa, i play sports preferably football n basketball...lately badminton as well.. (Zul dgn Effy punye pasal la ni). Basically outgoing person... tu je kot (i did say "little" intro kan). Takpe2, if u follow my blog...u'll get to know me better along the way. Mane best bgtau sume skarang kan??... Relationship?? haha..it's for me to know n for u to find out... ade ke tak? Sape dapat aku bagi sekeping biskut merry buat cicah nescafe. ok?<br /><br />What else? hmm..u guys must be wondering why my blog title is "No onion, No vege, No chilli" rite?? Haha...its just a phrase which is getting famous in every restaurant here in Gokula whenever i order a food. To some extent, at Dayfresh restaurant for example... i dun even hv to say it.. its like, there's "No onion, No vege, No chilli" written all over my face.. all i hv to do is just name the food...and they serve it without onion, without vege n without chilli.. just the way i like it. How cool is that??!!! So..voila! there goes the title of this blog...<br />Orite then, its too much already for a pilot post... till next time. Adios!</span>Shahril Shuhairihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09620763351021248991noreply@blogger.com0