Raul

Hish...knapela Effy tag aku....bag tag plak tu. aku mane ade beg lawa2....
kang aku letak luggage gajah aku tu kang....haaa...
anyway, i dun mind coz at least i can write sumthing here (running out of idea lately)....
Okeh..long story short... beg ni aku selalu bawak kuar pegi jalan2... walopon die tak lawa (sumpah tak tipu) tapi sgt berbakti.... and aku namakan beg aku ni "Raul". hahaaa....

Btolkan tak lawa... siap berhabuk lagi tu.

Ini jela yg Raul selalu bawakkan utk aku... PSP, wallet, kunci motor.

Okeh...meh pokcik cito asal usul Raul ni ye anak-anak... Ehem...
Di suatu pagi yg hening... tatkala pokcik sedang bermundar-mandir di kompleks bebas cukai Bukit Kayu Hitam Kedah, pokcik terdengar satu suara bergitu sayup sekali bagaikan ditiup angin sepoi2 bahasa... terpanggil dek bayu suara tersebut, pokcik pon tercari-cari usulnya suara tersebut. Semakin pokcik cari...semakin hening kedengarannya bagaikan memanggil manggil nama pokcik ni. Pokcik jadi waswas! pokcik rimas! pokcik lemas! gundah gulana pokcik dibuatnya....
Sedang pokcik mengharungi lautan manusia yg berpusu-pusu di situ mencari dan tercari-cari empunya suara tadi, tiba-tiba seorang Mat menegur pokcik di sebelah....

MAT: Abg..mai tengok beg ni bang, murah bang...lawa pon lawa bang. Mai masuk dalam dulu tengok (sebok dgn loghat utaranya tu).

POKCIK: Hah...takpa takpa. (pokcik balas utara balik...malas nak layan sebenarnye. Tiba2... sesuatu telah memukau perhatian pokcik).
MAT: Haaa... abang berkenan hat ni ka? (hat=yang; dalam bahasa kedah). Hat ni cukup elok bang...abang pakai mmg stail. Orang la ni fesyen semua pakai beg ni la bang...
POKCIK: Brapa ni? (dalam hati pokcik bermonolog: sempoi gak beg ni, senang bawak, smart pon smart).
MAT: Ni murah ja bang.. Harga asai 25 inggit...tapi abang punya pasai, saya bagi 20 inggit dah la kat abang... saya bagi spesyel kat abg sorang ja. abg jgn habaq kat org lain dah la no~...
POKCIK: 20 inggit!! tak mau eh... murah apa lagu tu! kedai lain 10 inggit buleh dapat! (taktik bargain yg diwarisi dari mak pokcik...80% berkesan).
MAT: Bang...10 inggit tak bulehla bang...modai pon tak lepaih. Saya nak makan apa bang... (mulela die buat muke toye)..paling korang pon 17 inggit la bang...
POKCIK: Tak mau la... (padahal dalam hati teringin gile). 15 inggit saya ambik...
MAT: (termenung kesedihan seketika)....ok la bang...15 pon 15 la bang...
POKCIK: Boh dalam plastik na~... (dalam hati gumbira keriangan... menang bargain!. 15 inggit je!!)

Sedang pokcik asyik melayan kegumbiraan...tiba-tiba pokcik disentap lagi dek suara sayup tadi. Semakin lama semakin nyaring...semakin lari pitching nya... Pokcik jadi kaget. Semakin pokcik menghampiri, semakin seram sejuk pokcik dibuatnya... suara tersebut mmg menyebut2 nama pokcik. Bagaimana ditempat yg begitu asing ini terdapat suara yg mengenali pokcik? Persoalan yg kian bermain2 dlm kepala pokcik...
Setelah pokcik melepasi gugusan-gugusan manusia tersebut... tanpa disedari, pokcik akhirnya bertentangan mata dgn empunya suara tadi...Pokcik jadi gugup! lidah terkelu tanpa kata! Otak bingung tak terkira!!... Rupa-rupanya...
Mak pokcik yg panggil!!.. org semua dah tunggu dlm keter nak balik... Pokcik hanya mampu tersenyum kambing je...kambing pon tak senyum macam pokcik. Mcm tu la pokcik jumpe si Raul ni. Heee...

My first bike - Yamaha FZ16

Arrgh... Hari ni aku demam...benci.
Anyhow, today i'd like to introduce u to my first bike ever...the Yamaha FZ16.
i've got this bike 2 months back and as far as i concern...it can only be found in India.
Wat its like?? Em...pretty much like this...

Yamaha FZ16 - Flaming Orange

Specification: You can check it out by clicking HERE.

Review: By its look, it is byfar the most stylo bike in Yamaha India line of products. Which has got me into buying this bike at first. hehe....
Its just newly launched at end of 2008...since its still new, it cost me around Rp75000 = Rm5500 (pokai habis duit aku dibuatnye...takpe..investment!!).

Performance??..em, if u've checked the specs, i can say the performance is not as stunning as it looks. Thats one of the downside of Indian motorbike u see... in india, all automobiles are capped so that it won't go so fast.. i can tell u one thing... this Yamaha FZ16 can be easily outtaken by Yamaha RXZ Msia... infact, maybe motor EX5 pon bleh lawan motor nih. Sigh...ape nak buat. Anyway, laju pon tak guna.... with India kind of traffic, there's no way u can go above 70km/h on any road. So... u cannot rempit here. U rempit...u die. hahaha...

Oh ya...like my brother Alang said...it almost resembles the look of Ducati Monster 696.. Its true actually. Here have a look..

Ducati Monster 696. Notice the resemblance??
Esp on the tank hump and front light.

Hampir sama kan?? but if u compare the specs...Ducati Monster wins everything by miles away... huhuhu...
Enough!! its time for some truth.... Do i really own a bike like this?? Where's the proof?! Hahaha... Tada!!..

Haha.. petang2 round naik motor. best..

View from the side... poyo je aku tengok..




From left: Effy, Zul, Me... with respective motobike. huhu





A ride around Bangalore city at night...
berhabuk gile motor...malas basuh punya pasal.

Em...thats all for now i guess... nak pegi telan panadol 2-3 biji pastu tido...tata.

Luckily guys have no uterus...

Hola...
Today was just another typical posting day at Hospital. However, out of the da ordinary.. me n my other OBG mates got ourselves a rare case of uterine prolapse surgery. Lucky us!!
Well, without further a do.. i let the photos do all the talking aights.... brace urself. (Warning! the next contents are rated 18SG... confirm ur age or otherwise navigate away from this site).

Guys.. wat we see here is called a
Cystocele (a condition where bladder is protruded out from vagina).
How come bladder?? not uterus??
well, uterus is collapsed..so it pushes the bladder into vagina.
Kire bladder tu mangse keadaan la. haha...

Starting the incision i think...
or maybe main2 kejap with the thing. haha..
oh ya.. do u know, the outer layer that we're seeing is
actually the inner wall of vagina. huhu!!

This is wat inside the cystocele.
Actually there was a bladder but they pushed it
back inside and searched for uterus instead.
Why? coz, uterus is the problem..they want to take it out.







Wat is this?? This my friend...is the uterus they took out.
Tak nampak mcm uterus pon?? Coz...
it has shrunken into very small size. Atrophy is the medical term.







Yep.. uterus gone..problem gone...
Stitching time (the most time consuming part in any surgery).
Time ni aku dah mula sakit pinggang..berdiri lama sgt.

Haha..how was it?.. hopefully takde yg termuntah ke terpengsan ke ek. I have already cut a couple of disturbing pictures due to discomfortness by some viewers. Anyway, take it as 'a valuable knowledge' la. haha...uwek!
Oh ya..one might wonder.. No more uterus...so, no baby right?? No sex??.. hahaha. Ekceli, this patient is like 80years old la...so, baby? of course no la.... Sex?? sape selera beb?....
Anyhow...ladies, mind ur uterus alrite. luckily guys hv no uterus....weeee!!!

Pilot

Yoosh!!.. the first word of my first post on my first blog.... huhu. it marks the beginning of a new chapter in my life. Ceh!..tipu lah... there's nothing new in my life.. same old same old. Well, this is my first blog writing, i guess..something is new. Ni sumer salah Effy la ni... she made me doing this. Heck! i found it fun anyway...huhu. Thx Effy ajar aku main blog ni...

Very well... firstly, i'm gonna lay down all the stuff u can expect from my blog...orite? In here, i'm gonna assure u there will be no extreme foul language (yg biasa2 tu maybe kot). Ok? Then, i'll try to make it as fun as possible (unless aku letak sad story). Basically, i'm gonna share with u all the fun n thrills that i've experienced during my daily life.. Of course, lots alots of pictures..this i promise you. Oh ya, here... i jumble up my language between english and malay..so, bear with me. hehe...

What next?? Yep...a little intro on the author. I'm a simple happy-go-lucky guy.. I dun pick side, i like being on the fence...kire neutral (NAM ok!!)...so, everybody can approach me.. Love to have fun. I like to LISTEN to gossips...huhu!! esp about people i know la...(dengar je ok! esoknye kompem lupe).. Em, ape lagi... haa, i play sports preferably football n basketball...lately badminton as well.. (Zul dgn Effy punye pasal la ni). Basically outgoing person... tu je kot (i did say "little" intro kan). Takpe2, if u follow my blog...u'll get to know me better along the way. Mane best bgtau sume skarang kan??... Relationship?? haha..it's for me to know n for u to find out... ade ke tak? Sape dapat aku bagi sekeping biskut merry buat cicah nescafe. ok?

What else? hmm..u guys must be wondering why my blog title is "No onion, No vege, No chilli" rite?? Haha...its just a phrase which is getting famous in every restaurant here in Gokula whenever i order a food. To some extent, at Dayfresh restaurant for example... i dun even hv to say it.. its like, there's "No onion, No vege, No chilli" written all over my face.. all i hv to do is just name the food...and they serve it without onion, without vege n without chilli.. just the way i like it. How cool is that??!!! So..voila! there goes the title of this blog...
Orite then, its too much already for a pilot post... till next time. Adios!